NO BACKSEAT BLONDE

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

“No!” yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

“For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, “Well, why the hell not?”

The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with you!”

THE BLONDE AND THE BLINKER

Two blondes were driving down the road.

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”

BAKING BLONDES

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”

They chuckled and reply, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.”

BLONDES & AIRPLANES

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”

The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute.”

The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

BLONDE’S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.”

The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”

TWO BLONDES ARE SHOPPING AT THE MALL…

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while.

Finally one gets am idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.

“HURRY, HURRY,” she urges. “IT’S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!”